wartortles:

*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone

kellicisreal:

all you really need in life
I was a normal fan. Then I found Tumblr.

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

egberts:

svvitzerland:

egberts:

svvitzerland:

svvitzerland:

 What is the opposite of a restaurant?

a workaurant

i hope you get arrested for this joke

i think i need to get arworked

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montypythonandtheholyblog:

we ride together
we die together

justinbiebres:

wHat THE/NFUCK IS GOING ON HERE
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autumnseeds:

why am I not one of those bloggers that attracts millions of anons every day 

maddievertes:


hylandbrooke:

oh

 buy friends

youngtonight:

“you got your flaws and so do i” - justin bieber

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