wartortles:

*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone

rizelita:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

egberts:

svvitzerland:

egberts:

svvitzerland:

svvitzerland:

 What is the opposite of a restaurant?

a workaurant

i hope you get arrested for this joke

i think i need to get arworked

justinbiebres:

wHat THE/NFUCK IS GOING ON HERE

autumnseeds:

why am I not one of those bloggers that attracts millions of anons every day 

youngtonight:

“you got your flaws and so do i” - justin bieber