snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

*13 year old white girl voice* she rATCHEEETTTT

gaymeofthrones:

me: mom im hungry

mom: eat a fruit

me:

modestdemidov:

*sprawls out seductively on your bed* *reaches into my pants* *pulls out my cellphone* what’s ur wifi password

lonelywhiteasian:

I love donuts. They’re not self-centered at all.

scarynek:

school hallways were invented for farting between classes

rneerkat:

never send snapchats to hats because they will never snapback

rneerkat:

never send snapchats to hats because they will never snapback

happiest:

you’re cute what is your face html 

hate:

it doesn’t matter how much sleep i get i will always be tired

urbanfuck:

condamn:

urbanfuck:

are you made out of latex because condamn

hello

that was condumb

kidrauhl:

i hope tuts murders lil twist